Young girls why you gotta dress like old ladies? Young girl why you gotta dress like your eighty? Cause one day you're gonna be old for real (your gonna get so old) And that estate sale dress that you were sold won't fee So cute Young girls I just think it's too soon For you to live life in a Golden Girls costume Cause one day you're gonna look old I pinkie swear on it Your hair will be grey and the glasses you wear Will be un-ironic Just necessary But maybe I've got it all wrong And fashion's one big switcheroo And when you're all old ladies You'll be dressing like you're twenty two.

Admin is my middle name Scheduling your appointments my favorite game I've got super mad skills on a computer system I can rock it like that Skilled at PC or Mac Microsoft Word, I know it. Power Point, I know it. Excel, I know it. Outlook, I so know it. I went to a really good college I graduated with honors But I am not afraid to say, "I know how to rock a label maker." Hey, can I get you coffee? Is that phone? I see something that needs filing and I'll do it all while smiling Hey, can I get you coffee? Is that the phone? Your schedule is overloaded But your spreadsheet's color coded now. I've got cavities to fill. I need a haircut. And some new shoes.

Banana bread pudding from Magnolia Banana bread pudding from Magnolia Banana bread pudding from Magnolia Bakery You're ruining my life Don't want to love you the way that I do Don't want to love you the way that I do Don't want to love you the way that I do Cause you're ruing my life And I can't button my pants And I can't zip up my dress And I can't love you like this no more I can't afford to buy new clothes right now Banana Bread pudding from Magnolia Goodbye